Wednesday, July 20, 2016

The Cat Story!

So here's a thought! Ever wondered if cats in India knew that you don't want them to walk across you when you step out of the house?

I have a feeling that they know exactly what they're doing. Maybe they've known this all along. All these years! Imagine, maybe a few hundred years ago someone saw a cat walking past them and had a shitty day. So instead of blaming it on waking up on the wrong side of the bed... probably his wife was on that side of the bed and he couldn't risk it, he blamed it on the cat and maybe didn't feed the cat or maybe just tried chasing it away or something.

Or, maybe he was just allergic to cat fur, which made him run back into the house. Or, he was just really into adorable cats and so he just stood there, enjoying the sight and going awww. Maybe that's how cats got into staring competition! But that's another thought... we'll dig into that later. Dig! a whole bunch of thoughts on digging - again, for later.

So cats. Cats knew that it messes up our heads, so it did that the next day, the day after that too, and kept doing it until other cats noticed and realized that it was actually really fun! So they do it. To this day, cats try messing with us only because it amuses them. In fact, just after they are done doing you, the cat will walk up to his kitty friends and go like, hey Bob, you should have seen that guy's face. He would have shot me if he had a gun. LOL and ROFL squared!

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